Bill: Are you a coward, or are you just lazy?
Jason Stackhouse: I didn't think I was smart enough to get depressed. But here I am ...
Pam: Let's go to the ladies room and stare at ourselves in the mirror.
Jason: There's werewolves? Big Foot, is he real, too?
Sookie: I don't know, I guess it's possible.
.. and the absolute favorite
Scene - Pam with Lafayette (my favorite charachters)
Pam: I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago ... You picking up what I'm putting down?