December 17th, 2010

Karl Ruprecht Kroenen III


I have to say that I have been enjoying the extra policing and security around the city! They DO make me feel safe! Well maybe because I am not a terrorist, I haven’t killed anybody (yet), I am not carrying weapons of any kind, I am not an illegal immigrant, and I LOATH drugs!!!! So yes, I feel GooD with lots of police and security guards everywhere!
And do not let anyone tell you different, they DO work for YOUR safety!!!
You ungrateful hippies!!!



Timmy Time

I have been looking for a present for me today. Ronnie does not know what to get me. Apart from the usual  little presents, you know, we like to give many many many small cheap presents here, the more the merrier. And we always ask each other what we want so that we also get a “non surprise” but also an actually “desired” present. So after I did my morning chores for my sister (yeah I am still her bitch for some reason I don’t understand), I walked to the liquor store got me some wine and some more Christmas beers (now both the fridges are packed with Christmas beer), I then went to the toy store. When I was about to give up I saw him. TIMMY!!!

What? You don’t know who is Timmy? He is the baby lamb on Shawn The Sheep!!

You don’t know who Shawn the Sheep is?

My god you are lost in the world!!!!

This is Shawn The Sheep :  

So I found Timmy Time 10 Inch Talking Timmy Soft Toy and I loved him!! HE is SO crazy cute!!! And when I was about to send sms to the boyfriend and tell him, that’s what I want for Christmas … I changed my mind. For one reason only. Timmy would be sleeping with us if I got him … Timmy is bellowing  (or whatever you call it, the thing the lambs do), once you squeeze him on his tummy. So the first time that I turn and squeeze him and he goes BAAAAAA in the middle of the night, it will be cute … but it will NOT be cute the second time around. And so he will join the rest of the family with stuffed animals in the living room. And I have promised myself, NO MORE stuffed animals!!! I could make an exception for Timmy if he was quiet.

Bloody adorable little bastard!!!!


T and A ... inspiration ...

Ah I'm off to watch a movie or two or three. Boyfriend is at Christmas party with work. Opportunity to watch all the horror splatter B and C movies I’ve been pilling here.
I took some pictures but didn’t have so much inspiration. I think I need to dye my hair.
Inspiration comes when my hair is tip top.
Go figure.
Do you know Samson? Yeah well he got strength I got inspiration what do ya want?

I’m off to start with Lynch Mob!
Be prepared for some serious amount of T and A and a lot of cRRapppyyy lines!!!

Ah, and It has a whole 4,2 on internet movie data base

Plus the tagline is so fucking promising it makes me twitch:
“If you see only one mafia cannibal zombie movie this year, make sure its Lynch Mob.”

It sounds horrendoulicious!!!
(yep I just made this word up, feel free to use it)

Well ..
Cheese, olives and red wine!

Check, check aaaand check! 

One love!