boyfriend is very loving :D
everyday I realize how much i like working with things but not with people
how many times do I have to say it " this is NOT the star of David. I am not a Jew. I would convert, but I don't have imaginary friends."(only imaginary servants)
feel better now my friend
the food was great Sarah. I am jealous of the man who enjoys your cooking. thank you sweetheart
men with long hair smell
women with brown hair sleep alone every night or with ugly men (that was the revenge of the blond told by a friend of mine some moons ago)
sappy 90s goth bands are fun ... now.
you are a sad excuse of a human specimen
American wine still rocks my world
If you don't like your life ... go kill yourself ... and cut along, not across the veins (otherwise it is just a waste everybody's time ...)
advice to a friend: Leave the bitch.
advice to a friend: give him a chance
advice to a friend: advice is like an opinion ... and we all know what an opinion is like ... it's like an asshole, everyone has one
I am not talking about you ... you are an asshole without an opinion
not you ... you are a cunt
who sees no action ...
Sex is probably the only thing that makes life worth living! Who would have thought right? ... That, and cheese :p
I want a dog ...
my mother's cat is probably gonna avoid the knife
but you should be sterilized
I miss taking pictures
let's pet some more fish in the spring
I'm so sleepy
I love you more than Jesus (you probably don't get it since you're so bad with movie lines ... but well ... I do ;) )
best movie scene ever, in a rather mediocre movie ;)