Alexandra Norrskèn (N.S.) (lantichristo) wrote,
Alexandra Norrskèn (N.S.)
lantichristo

Mouse ...

I have a history of violence with mice.
Back in the old days, I would grab them by the tail and smash the poor bastards on my desk over and over and over and over until they'd propel somewhere in the room and wouldn't find them till the following christmas.

Nowadays they don't have tails. I just grab them and smash them on the closest surface (I do not have a desk) and squish the motherfucker till it is gone.

So, can anyone give me good tips on what wireless (emphasis on the wireless) mouce to buy that won't make me so fucking anrgy?
I want the fuckking asshole mouse to just fucking WORK imidiately after I toutch it. With no fucking delays and no need of changing the fucking battery every fucking month -_-
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