I’m in a new writers block. I need to go antique shopping or something.
Is there a pill for laziness? No, not illegal drugs. Me no likes. Today I blew off my sister’s offer to buy me lunch because I was too lazy to go meet her. (I will go tomorrow though)
By the way, Des, if you are watching this, go get your present you lazy fuck, it is going to melt. My mom is waiting for you.
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