Hmmm I just had an idea ... This is how you play it...
pling plong pling

What? what is that James?

Oh, ok then, THIS is how you play it ...
plang clang clong

Now James you play and I dance ....

Yes this is how I dance ... that is the best I can do ... what do you want from me?
(by the way, James is my imaginary 127 year old butler
His head is on my piano)